Talking To My Spam

SPAM...Hello
ME.....Good-bye
SPAM...Say good-bye to your diseases!
ME.....You're my disease.
SPAM...It's decision time
ME.....I decided not to decide.
SPAM...I wanted to get rid of a headache
ME.....I want to get rid of you.
SPAM...Somebody offered me money to do it
ME.....I'll pay you to stop.
SPAM...Don't settle for less
ME.....I'd prefer less.
SPAM...Access your PC from anywhere
ME.....I have a laptop.
SPAM...The person had beautiful eyes.
ME.....What happened to them?
SPAM...I wanted to see what all the fuss is about
ME.....Maybe the person who had beautiful eyes?
SPAM...You can start enjoying!
ME.....I already enjoy.
SPAM...Enjoy A Complimentary 4 Night Luxury Cancun Vacation!
ME.....I'd rather pay extra to stay at a dump in Jersey.
SPAM...Huge instrument is much better than small one
ME.....Not if you're doing surgery on a dwarf.
SPAM...Re: Your Pharmacy order #974737695
ME.....I only use street drugs.
SPAM...Best deals on legal buds
ME.....I grow my own, legal buds.
SPAM...I was tired of being a virgin
ME.....Why tell me?
SPAM...I wanted to have something to tell my friends
ME.....I don't know you.
SPAM...An erotic movie had me turned on
ME.....Then you'll LOVE PORN.
SPAM...I wanted to see what it would be like to have sex with another person
ME.....Instead of yourself?
SPAM...I wanted to get a job
ME.....Why tell me?
SPAM...Your next timepiece will be your companion for life
ME.....I have a dog.
SPAM...Get a Huge COCK
ME.....My dog ate the last chicken I had
SPAM...Do you know what girls like?
ME.....Yes, I do.
SPAM...Women like big ones
ME.....Women like diamonds no matter how big they are.
SPAM...Get more pleasure in love!
ME.....More really wouldn't be possible.
SPAM...She'll beg for more
ME.....She already gets more than she can handle.
SPAM...Shapely boobs, shaved pussies
ME.....Who told you?
SPAM...This ecard is hilarious!
ME.....Laugh it up, chuckles.
SPAM...Huge, thick and incredibly hard
ME.....Have you tried a bowel softener?
SPAM...Be all that you can be
ME.....I'm not joining the army.
SPAM...We have Ambien for a good nights rest
ME..... Why don't you take a handful and stop emailing me?
SPAM...I've never laughed so hard!
ME.....Then my work is done here.